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#20 I wonder what would Happen if MB had a sleepover at Ray-Ray's
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Roc:
I'M KILLING YOU! AGAIN! *Playing madden against prod*
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Prod:
Ehm, That's what you said LAST time...
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Prince:
*Grummbles* Would you two SHUT-UP! You're gonna wake up the whole house!
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Ray:
Man, Go back to yo poetry book with yo "Nightmare before Christmas" Wearing pajamas!
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Roc+Prod:
*Snickers*
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Prince:
-_- What's wrong with that?
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Ray:
Everything. Now, shut up! I call you next roc!
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Prod:
HEY! I MIGHT WIN!
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Roc:
Psshhh, Your TOO behind!
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Prince:
You guys are gonna-
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Boys:
SHUT UP PRINCE!
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Prince:
-_- whatever... *Goes back to writing poetry*
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Ray:
OH SNAP!
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Prod:
*Smirks* I'm not that far behind now....
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Prince:
I am very wise, but the boys, I despise, if they don't realize, they will all DIE. *Reading his poetry outloud*
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Roc:
*Pauses game*
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Prod:
O_O
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Ray:
O_O...
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Prince:
*Notices the boys* ....wha?
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Roc:
*Unpauses the game*
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Prod:
*Continues playing*
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Ray:
You have isssues... *Under his breathe*
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Roc:
NO!!!
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Prod:
AHAAA! I TOLD YOU!
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Ray:
DANG MAN! YA'll TIED!
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*Voice*:
Ray-Ray???
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Boys:
*Turns around to see lil kaeylyn*
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Ray:
Aren't you suppose to be in bed?
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Prince:
*mummbles* I told you so..
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Kay:
*Wipes her eyes*
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Ray:
*Gives Princeton a dirty look* Well, Come here. *Goes and picks up Kay and puts her on his lap* Want me to read you a bedtimes story-
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Prince:
OOOOOOHHHHH!!!
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Everyone:
*slowly turns to give princeton a look*
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Prince:
*Blinks*
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Ray:
...What. -_-
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Prince:
We could all take turns, adding on to the story.... I'll go first-
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Ray:
I'LL GO FIRST! IT'S MY SISTER!!! *Holds kay closer*
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Prince:
Well, dang! Fine! ._.
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Ray:
*Mutters* That's what I thought!
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Prod:
BOOOM! GETTING AHEAD!!!!
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Roc:
NO!
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Ray:
Alight, there once was a magical princess named Kay-Kay, who lived in a marvelous giant palace, in the kingdom of Swagvill!
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Kay:
*Cheeses*
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Ray:
She had everything she could possibly want, and a brother named Ray-Ray, who was the prince, to share it with. Ray-Ray, was the most handsomest-
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Prince:
*Coughs* Second handsomest....
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Ray:
-_- , Like I said, the HANDSOMEST *Glances at prince* Lad in the whole wide kingdom. He had all them pretty hoooo--- *Remembers she's like 4* oooorrrsses.... in the stables, for his lil' sister Kay-Kay. They also had the finest dineing, of Tacos and Ice-Cream.
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Kay:
Mm!
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Prince:
They also had a Wiseman! *Takes over the story* Named, sir-
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Ray:
JackButt!
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Boys:
*Laughs*
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Prince:
-_-, named Sir, Princeton. He was the wisest man in ALL the kingdom, but NOBODY EVER SEEMED TO EVER LISTEN TO WHAT HE HAD TO SAY!!!
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Everyone:
O_O
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Prince:
But, did he ever do anything about it? Nope, he kept his cool. And Carried on in life, even though he had powers of wisdom, which were beyond valuable, but remained un-tapped. *Looks at roc*
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Roc:
BOOMM! AHA!!! BACK IN THE LEAD!
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Prod:
NO!
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Prince:
ROC!!!
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Roc:
Wha????
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Ray:
-_- ITS YO TURN!
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Roc:
*Eyes glued to the T.V* Oh, yeah....
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Prince:
.....-_- Go.
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Roc:
Aiight, So there was this real cool, swagged out thug, named Roc. He was the BEASTED dude UP in ...Up in...
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Ray:
Swagvill.
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Roc:
Swagvill, right. Anyway, he was a real chill dude, getting all the ladies, and what not. He was real gangsta. Ridin' round with his all black stead named "Mercedes" and his girlfriend NAMED "Mercedes" A.K.A Honey cheeks.
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Prince:
*Whispers* That's a stripper name...
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Roc:
And thennn..... *Nods to prod*
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Prod:
Then they all died. The end. *Into the game*
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Kay:
xO
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Prince:
PROD!!!
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Ray-Ray:
PROD-I-JAAAYY!!!!
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Prod:
*pauses game* Alright, Alright, They DON'T all die, but there is a larrrgggeee black cloud over the kingdom that starts to rain fried chicken, which belongs to the dark knight, prodigy, and whoever touches the Chicken falling from the cloud will catch high blood pressure and die of a heart attack.
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Prince:
-_-
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Roc:
o.O?
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Ray-Ray:
YOU'RE BAD AT THIS! MY TURN!
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Prod:
*shrugs and un-pauses game*
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Ray:
So, anyway. One day, We were out at the castle when.............. *looks at princeton*
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Prince:
-_- already?
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Ray:
I AIN'T GOT NOTHING!
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Prince:
*Sighs* When, one of many of Roc's pet dragons, got loose, even though Wise man PRINCETON suggested he get a stronger leash!
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Roc:
THAT WAS ONE TIME!!!
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Prince:
HE BIT MY SHOE!
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Roc:
THEY LOOKED LIKE CLOWN SHOES ANYWAY! GET OVER IT!
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Ray:
*Covers his mouth laughing*
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Prince:
-_- anyway, His dragon, "BULLY!!!" *He snaps toward Roc* got loose and went flying through the kingdom. With a rumble in his tummy. Only Wise man Princeton, knew what to do..... *Points over to roc*
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Roc:
Well, personally, Sir thuggith, roc!
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Prince:
THUGGITH!?!?!
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Roc:
He was gangstam remember. He also knew how to get Bully back, so he hopped on his dark stead, well, after having Honey Cheeks practically beating all the ladies around him off with a stick...ehhem,
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Ray:
-.-
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prince:
9_9
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Roc:
So he just hopped on his horse and- WHOO!! I WON BABY YESS!
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Prod:
-___- You got lucky.
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Roc:
IT'S SKILL!
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Prod:
No,...
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Roc:
YOU MAD BRUH-
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Prod:
*Jumps up* I'M TIRED! AND IT THREW MY GAME OFF!!!!
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Roc:
O_O
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Prince:
O_O
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Ray:
O_O
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Prod:
ANYWAY! So, when "Thugith Roc" gets on his horse and gallops away, he doesn't know that the dark knight-
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Ray:
*BURSTS INTO LAUGHTER!
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Prod:
._. what.....
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Ray:
I JUST GOT IT!!! *Catching breathe* The "DARK" knight! AHA! Get it! Because, you're black.
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Prince:
*Tried not to laugh*
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Roc:
AH!!
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Prod:
-_- NO! IDIOT! AND I'M NOT BLACK! I'M BROWN!
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Roc:
*whispers* You're black.
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Prod:
-_-.... So, Thugith Rocith, didn't know the dark-
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Ray:
*Covers his laughter*
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Prod:
knight prodigy, was under the bridge, and as thugith rocith crosses it, the dark-
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Ray:
*Snickering*
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Prod:
*Shoots ray a look* knight prodigy, pulles the lever, which causes the Thugith Roc, and his loyal stead to fall into the river below, filled with man eating alligators, which swallows thugith roc whole.
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Ray:
O_O
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Prince:
*Gasps*
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Roc:
WHY YOU MAD THO!!!!!
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Ray:
... Meanwhile, Prince Ray and Princess Kay are wandering around thinking about what they should do about the "Bully" dragon, that was sent through the kingdom while dinning upon the finnest assortments of Tacos....
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Prince:
-_-...reallly?
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Ray:
Your turn.
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Prince:
*Sighs* Wiseman Prince, sits in his cubical. Withholding special information that he things the "Bully" is about to trust past the castle, and it DOES! and it eats ALL of the tacos! and takes all of the POPTARTS!
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Ray:
8O
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Prince:
o_O IT EVEN EATS.....THE LAST PACK OF STRAWBERRY AND CREAM OATMEAL!
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Ray:
>8( That little-
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Prince:
and Wiseman prince also believes that DARK KNIGHT PRODIGY! *Points at prod* has POISONED THE "BULLY" THUS MAKING IT INTO A BULLY!!!
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Prod:
._.
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Ray:
*Glares at prodigy* JERK!
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Prod:
Yeah, that's right. *stands up* DARK KNIGHT PRODIGY DID IT! BECAUSE HE WAS SICK OF BEING THE "Nice guy" ALRIGHT! MAYBE HE WANTED TO BE SPONTANEOUS! LIVE ON THE WILD SIDE! MAYBE HE WANTED TO SPEAK UP! BUT THE PRINCE ALWAYS STEALS THE SHINE....AND HOGS ALL THE OATMEAL!
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Roc:
What about my tur-
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Prince:
You died. Shut-Up.
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Roc:
WHAT!!! Thats some ole bull. -___-
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Prod:
Dark knight prod gets onto his own horse and gallops to the castle, to BEHEAD the WICKED PRINCE....Ray-Ray. AND TAKE OVER THRONE!
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Ray:
*Gasps* Ray-Ray, knows what he has to do. He plants his magic golden tacos-
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Prince:
Magic golden tacos!?! THUGGITH ROC!?!? DO YOU GUYS EVER READ BEDTIME STORIES!?!?
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Ray:
AnYWayyy, He plant's his magic golden taco, and a giant borrito grows out of the ground.
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Prince:
*Slaps his forehead*
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Ray:
He puts the princess on his back and climbs the borrito untill he reaches the Sour Cream clouds, were he plops her down safely.
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Prince:
What does this even mean?
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Roc:
I dunno, I DIED -____-!
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Ray:
Then he slid back down off to search for the wisdom from wiseman prince.
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Prince:
^_^ FINALLY! Wiseman Prince shares with Prince Ray-Ray The Dark Knights plans, and how the Dragon was poisoned, and He also tells him about the death of "Thuggith Roc"
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Roc:
-___-
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Prince:
He tells him that he didn't actually DIE by getting eaten by alligators!
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Roc:
HE DIDN'T!?! ^_^
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Prince:
NO, they were actually crocodiles.
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Roc:
-___-
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Prince:
But they didn't actually EAT him.
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Roc:
THEY DIDN'T!
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Prince:
No, They were vegitarians.
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Roc:
SWAG!
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Prince:
HOWEVER. Roc couldn't swim very well with all the one pound fishes in the water and he drowned.
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Roc:
-_-
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Prince:
To death.
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Roc:
>:(
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Ray:
*Snickers*
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Prod:
Dark Knight prodigy, FINALLY reashes the Palace/Castle of Swagvill, and catches a chicken wing that falls out of the sky which gives him massive power. HE CANNOT BE STOPPED!
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Ray:
Ray uses the info that prince gives him to shoe the bully out of the palace and eat a peace of chicken..... *Motioning to princeton*
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Princeton:
And Prod get;s angry, and tries to slay the dragon, but the dragon eats prod, and dies of a heart attack-
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Roc:
MY DRAGON!
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Ray:
You're dead, it doesn't matter.
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Roc:
-_-
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Prince:
Then the castle moves on as usual, and people start listening to wiseman prince.
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Ray:
The End.
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Kay:
*Sleeping*
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Prince:
That was a pretty good story...
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Roc:
I died.
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Prince:
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Roc:
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Prince:
You're right. That was a FANTASITC Story.
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Roc:
-____-
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Ray:
Whatever, *Takes Kay to her bed and comes back* I'm gonna get me some oatmeal.
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Prod:
O_O
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Prince:
Who cares what you do....
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Roc:
I can't believe I died....
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Ray:
HEY! WHERE'S MY OATMEAL!?
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Prince:
Ray, Calm down, or you're gonna wake-
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Ray:
MOHAWK! DID YOU STEAL MY OATMEAL!?! *Mean mugging him*
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Prod:
WHY I GOTTA BE THE ONE WHO STEALS IT!?!
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Prince:
YOU'RE GONNA WAKE KAY UP!
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Roc:
I mean, out of everyone up in the story, why do IIIIIIII *Beating on his chest* gotta be the one that dies FIRST!
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Ray:
BECAUSE! YOU'RE A FATTY!!!
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Prod:
OH! IF I'M A FATTY!!! YOU'RE A .....SCRAWNY!!!
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Prince:
You GUyyyyyz!!!! Listen to the WISEMANN!!!! I Thought we went over this...
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Roc:
I had such a short life! I had a GIRLFRIEND and a horse, a couple of dragons! One of em died, but... But I gotta get killed!?!? I wonder if Honey Cheeks will move on....
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Ray:
OH IT'S ON!!! *Pushes him*
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Prod:
*Fights back* STUPID! LITTLE! PRINCE!!! YOUR KINGDOM SUCKs!
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Ray:
ERG!!!
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Prince:
GUYS! CUT IT OUT! *Goes over and tries to pull the apart*
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Roc:
... to be honest, I don't think she COULD move on from this, I mean, look at me. *Takes a quick picture useing his phone*
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Voice:
Ray Ray??
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Everyone:
*Freezes*
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Ray:
...You can't sleep?
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Kay:
*Shakes her head no*
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Ray:
Wanna read another story?
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Kay:
*Nods yes*
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Roc:
...................................................................................I better not die this time *While posting an Instagram pic with the caption of "I just died, But I died with #SWAG! #PW_GANG!"*
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Ahh, worked on this for a while :
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Me everyone time I listen to the chorus in Moments.
1d-are-my-one-thing:
Their voices are just SO perfect.
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